
Eleanor is scared of this bear. She came out of her nap yesterday to ask me to remove it from her room. I obliged. I put it in Sam's room instead because it is actually one of my favorite of their stuffed animals, it having sat happily on my bed all through high school and most of college. It's from IKEA!
So this morning, Sam woke up from his nap and was fussing a bit. Eleanor went in to check on him. Seconds later, she comes thundering down the hall, clutching the despised bear. She hurls it in to the guest room, slams the door, and says, "Mommy, don't put that bear in Sam's room! It was
frightening him!" I thought it was very sweet that, for the sake of her baby brother, Nora was willing to face her fears and make a valiant rescue effort to remove the purple bear.
So I go into Sam's room to get him out of his crib, where he has been patiently waiting. Eleanor won't come in. She tells me is actually more scared of this guy

who has been sitting (sprawling) happily in the corner of Sam's room for ages. Kermit was a thoughtful gift my brother and his wife gave Eve years ago and she adored him.
"Hermit the Frog. I'm scared of Hermit," she whispers.
"Kermit the Frog?"
"You mean Hermit the Frog, Mommy."
I made him sing "It's Not Easy Being Green" while Eleanor cringed in the corner. So that tactic didn't work. We come out to the living room to continue our discussion away from Hermit's prying (and googly) eyes.
"You need to put him in a box and put him away in a closet," she tells me.
So I tell her that Kermit is a very nice frog and he's friends with Ernie and Bert. She's not buying it. "Hermit is a mean frog."
During the conversation, Eleanor keeps glancing nervously over her shoulder and saying things like "I thought I saw something green..." and "Was that Hermit?"
So I show her we have this movie.

Eleanor matter of factly instructs me to smash it up. And, because it's in her genetic makeup, she proceeds to quote a
movie, "You need to put it in a box, put that box in another box, and mail it to yourself, and then
smash it with a hammer!" At least she's thorough. I guess that's one less Christmas movie we are watching this year.
I can kind of relate. I was terrified of the E.T. doll that lived in my bedroom when I was four until I decided to bury it in the bottom of the stuffy pile. So farewell Kermit/Hermit. Into my closet you go for the next little while. Hopefully Eleanor won't discover your googly eyes leering at her from some dark shadow of my closet while playing hide and seek - that wouldn't really be helpful at all.